Uncle Touch-ey

Divorce attorney busted for touching female clients. Here’s my favorite part:

[H]e took out a stethoscope and a rubber physician's mallet and performed some routine examinations before he proceeded to conduct unrequested breast examinations on the women.

Dude must have been a serious salesman to shift the conversation from “I would recommend seeking reimbursement alimony for your husband’s educational costs” to “I would recommend a pap smear – by me.”