Snake Plissken v. Richard Simmons

I'd be willing to wager that Snake Plissken could wipe the floor with six Richard Simmonses in a bare knuckle, no holds barred street brawl. That means fishhooks and eye gouging and everything. They can also use trash cans or whatever objects they happen to find whilst brawling.

And I'm talking about the 80's Snake from Escape from New York, not the washed up 90's version. And Richard Simmons is pissed. Like, all six of him are really, really pissed.

Note: I like how Captain Ron is essentially a retired Snake Plissken who moved to the Caribbean to escape his past, hit the sauce, womanize and maybe do a little sailing here and there. And maybe that is why I have been Captain Ron twice for Halloween.