I know this guy (no, it's not secretly me) who used to claim that he picked up girls in the Craigslist "Casual Encounters" section. I heard through unreliable sources that the girls he picked up were mostly snaggle-toothed hags, so that's what I tell everyone.
Aside from the high likelihood that you will come home with an incurable disease, I guess it might be a good scene for some people (and by "some people," I mean wierdos who can't get laid). Anyhow, I have a feeling that if I ever tried it I would end up like these guys from Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses:
Studies show that roughly 100% of all Casual Encounters dates end up exactly like this, including the bunny suits.
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