Also, that chick from House is smokin' (although in this pic she has a strange shoulder-to-hips ratio):
Friday, December 19, 2008
Gold digging whorez (with a z for emphasis/ street cred)
So, "gold digging whore" surprisingly only turns up about 5,000 hits on Google. Earning potential is more egalitarian nowadays, but apparently this topic is still considered faux pas. I wish more dudes would complain about it online for my perusal. If I were a dick, my argument would be "look sluts, you can't earn a pissload of cash and then turn around and expect me to float the bill."
Also, that chick from House is smokin' (although in this pic she has a strange shoulder-to-hips ratio):
Also, that chick from House is smokin' (although in this pic she has a strange shoulder-to-hips ratio):
Friday, December 5, 2008
Casual Encounters
I know this guy (no, it's not secretly me) who used to claim that he picked up girls in the Craigslist "Casual Encounters" section. I heard through unreliable sources that the girls he picked up were mostly snaggle-toothed hags, so that's what I tell everyone.
Aside from the high likelihood that you will come home with an incurable disease, I guess it might be a good scene for some people (and by "some people," I mean wierdos who can't get laid). Anyhow, I have a feeling that if I ever tried it I would end up like these guys from Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses:
Studies show that roughly 100% of all Casual Encounters dates end up exactly like this, including the bunny suits.
Aside from the high likelihood that you will come home with an incurable disease, I guess it might be a good scene for some people (and by "some people," I mean wierdos who can't get laid). Anyhow, I have a feeling that if I ever tried it I would end up like these guys from Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses:
Studies show that roughly 100% of all Casual Encounters dates end up exactly like this, including the bunny suits.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Celebrity Updates - Coolio
Introducing a new addition at The Funniest Guy I Know, Celebrity Updates
Post will be geared towards providing information on those random celebrities who at one time defined a moment in America Culture, but my not be on an "A" list today.
Artis Leon Ivey, Jr. A.K.A Coolio, brought us such smash hits as Fantastic Voyage and Gangster's Paradise. Coolio is still alive and kicking, hosting a cooking show on mydamnchannel.com titled Cookin' with Coolio.
He is also pimping his family out on the Oxygen Channel, with a show called "Coolio and the Gang" (I would have provided the link but the site "has been closed", huh that's weird.. not Coolio... go figure). Here is a link to an article.
Check out this episode of "Cookin with Coolio", were special guess Andy Milonakis assists Coolio in making chicken.
Post will be geared towards providing information on those random celebrities who at one time defined a moment in America Culture, but my not be on an "A" list today.
Artis Leon Ivey, Jr. A.K.A Coolio, brought us such smash hits as Fantastic Voyage and Gangster's Paradise. Coolio is still alive and kicking, hosting a cooking show on mydamnchannel.com titled Cookin' with Coolio.
He is also pimping his family out on the Oxygen Channel, with a show called "Coolio and the Gang" (I would have provided the link but the site "has been closed", huh that's weird.. not Coolio... go figure). Here is a link to an article.
Check out this episode of "Cookin with Coolio", were special guess Andy Milonakis assists Coolio in making chicken.
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